What Does This Mean?

Form follows Function, but then Function puts a potted plant on Form instead of sitting on it.

Green Glass Bottles

I really like green glass bottles. I like them more than brown or clear glass bottles. It seems to me that if you are stranded on a deserted island and you had a message and three bottles, a clear, brown and a green one, the best bottle to choose for the message-in-the-bottle type communication strategy would be the green one.

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¡Sí, Se Puede!

I wish my Grandfather were alive to see these massive protests.

Teh Amazing!

C H I N L O N E

Screen Door!

Thanks Todd and Adolph and Taggart for helping me install a sweet screen door in my apartment!!!

This is going to make my summer nights much more pleasant!

The State Cup, or even just a regular one would have done the trick...

Not only did we get knocked out the State Cup by losing to a team from San Antonio, but during the game I got kicked in the balls so hard that my nuts are now in orbit around the moon. It was horrible. It felt like someone had taken off my head and bowled 3 strikes and a gutter-ball with my brain. Oh man, it was horrible. I mean, the whole boot got me- we’re talking the frank and the beans, both big willy and the twins…

A Todd in Need is a Todd, Indeed ...

Calling all Todds!
I am in dire need of your web design capabilities ... especially right now, while landscaping requests are at a peak. I've got to strike while the iron is hot. Are there any other cliches I might use to illustrate my point?
Don't want to lose any clients over an amateurish website, and I've lost your e-mail address. I'd like to have something done right away -- preferably in the next week or 2. Are you still too booked up with clients to even consider? If so, can you recommend anyone else? I can pay, too.
Let me know. My new website/e-mail:
http://www.amberfreda.com
amber@amberfreda.com
THANKS!