Worst Joke Heard On the Houston Metro

This is the worst joke overheard yet on the Houston Metro:

Can you get mononucleosis on the monorail?

Second worst joke:

Was antipasta invented in Avignon?

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WOW

I didn't realize you were talking about Houston.... until I realized you were talking about Houston. CRAZY! I'm so sorry that I'm missing out on the party.

Take lots of photos for us boring austinites.



Todd

I love the pink and brown shots. I was at the flight path at about 10:30am-funny we don't cross "paths."



I saw the Mosquitos tonight. Great show. I'll get Taggart to share the album via iTunes. Carolina would dig it.

The Main Event

It was madness downtown! There were concerts and people on stilts and cops on Segways and people dressed up like colonial New Englanders and an even two dancing beers and a blue poney.
Downtown looked real nice with all these spot-lights set up and the streets blocked off so's folks could walk/stumble/stilt around.
There were a ton of people too. Some more scantily clad than other despite the wintery weather. I was on a mission to find sausage wraps cause I had a hankering for some bbq, but alas my search was in vain.
Oh, and as you can see in the photo they got this neat fountain set up near the Main Street Square stop. The trains actually roll through a water-like substance!

Hi from Boston

Hi to all the blog-o-mite sandwiches in the audience. I have finished the interviews here at the reebok facility. Who knows if they are gonna offer me something. They all loved my work, or at least said they did, introduced me to more people the I was scheduled to meet, met with the people that i would most likely be working with, I think they all liked me alright. I don't know, it's quite possible that I come across as a pompous asshole, you all know me. So I am typing here at this corporate hotel with alot of suits, out in the middle of no where, not in boston but some little town outside of it...........tired. I think I'll go sit in the sauna.



cock-a-doodle-doo



OH, Killy, I love the line about wrinkled black football players.

Pink...

...is a pretty nice color. i found these chairs and the wall they are displayed against near the Flightpath coffeshop in south(ish) austin. i found myself that far south because i was out fulfilling the requirements for getting the !@#$ ticket i received dismissed.

we are soon to be releasing our first self-promo piece, a 4x6 postcard to be mailed to a targeted list of 1500 local businesses. wish us luck

Poolside

Another benefit is that I get to work on my tan between shots.

Downside is that I miss Liz and Bodi.

Cant wait till I get home and kiss my wife and play with the Bodi.

Hello you all!

I'm here Carolina! I just found the PERFECT toy for my dog. It's a little squeaky soccer ball that I throw as far as I can and he runs after it EVERY time and brings it back while squeaking. non-dog people probably wouldn't understand how cute this is. But Taggart will! So cute! and it effectively wears him out so he leaves me alone long enough to check the blog!



School is cool-we're learning everything about pregnancy. So somebody (other than me) get pregnant so I can assess you!



Austin is great. going to a show tonight, tomorrow night (Mosquitos, a brazilian pop band from NYC), and the next night (Shane Bartell-check him out). Study? who needs to study?