How foreigners will know you are American:

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  You would have been perfectly happy letting the wogs kill each other, until the day they became a threat.
  
  



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  You don't know or care about other countries' unilateral military actions.
  
  



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  You keep asking for French Fries.
  
  



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  You're leaders are real pacifists (draft-dodgers) rather than domestic terrorists.
  
  



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  Your country hasn't been selling weapons on credit to Iraq.