this is prolly the funniest thing carol and i have done together in a long time. read it and laugh.



lemonfreshrecon: good moring carol

LaDivinaCarolina: good morning dave

LaDivinaCarolina: did killy tell you?]

lemonfreshrecon: tell me what?

lemonfreshrecon: killy usually tells me everything!

lemonfreshrecon: i'm surprised he would hold anything back

LaDivinaCarolina: about our nanny being picked up by the new

lemonfreshrecon: what could it be?

lemonfreshrecon: picked up by the new?

LaDivinaCarolina: border patrol thing

LaDivinaCarolina: what's it called

LaDivinaCarolina: again

lemonfreshrecon: la migra?

LaDivinaCarolina: no

LaDivinaCarolina: not la migra

lemonfreshrecon: INS?

LaDivinaCarolina: shoot i can't remember

LaDivinaCarolina: it has to do with protecting the us

lemonfreshrecon: department of home land security?

LaDivinaCarolina: ye yes yes

lemonfreshrecon: why?

LaDivinaCarolina: she was picked up by the dept of homeland

lemonfreshrecon: what did she do?

LaDivinaCarolina: because she tried to come across the border with

LaDivinaCarolina: stuff to make yogurt

lemonfreshrecon: ha

LaDivinaCarolina: and some herbal supplements

lemonfreshrecon: those fools

LaDivinaCarolina: and they had her suitcase for like three days

LaDivinaCarolina: and then they tracked her down

killythemac: OH YEAH!

LaDivinaCarolina: because i was calling to look for the bag

killythemac: i was going ot tell you...

LaDivinaCarolina: and they had our phone number

LaDivinaCarolina: and then the came to get her

LaDivinaCarolina: so now she's in customs

killythemac: or custody..

lemonfreshrecon: we are in big trouble if they have nothing better to do that haras cute girls like eleo!

killythemac: isn't that funky?

LaDivinaCarolina: having to submit a statement

killythemac: it's eleo's mom...you weirdo

lemonfreshrecon: oh!

LaDivinaCarolina: and i'm supposed to go see what's up this afternoon

lemonfreshrecon: her mom

LaDivinaCarolina: yes

LaDivinaCarolina: man oh man

killythemac: yeah, i don't want to have to tell eleo the news..

lemonfreshrecon: i bet she can kick all of their asses!

lemonfreshrecon: eleo doesn't know!

LaDivinaCarolina: and i was worried about

LaDivinaCarolina: telling eleo

LaDivinaCarolina: and everyone

lemonfreshrecon: oh my!

LaDivinaCarolina: that this is

killythemac: i mean, that would stink: "your mother is being held indefinately cause of some yogurt powder or something.."

LaDivinaCarolina: an

LaDivinaCarolina: how could i tell eleo

killythemac: i just don't know how..

lemonfreshrecon: paul's mother in law is locked up! how so not funny!

LaDivinaCarolina: that this is

killythemac: hey dave, isn't your dad a lawyer?

lemonfreshrecon: yep

killythemac: could he help us out..?

killythemac: i mean, could he help us out...

lemonfreshrecon: i'll ask

LaDivinaCarolina: yeah

lemonfreshrecon: i'll call him now

lemonfreshrecon: hold on a bit

killythemac: it would be great if he could figure out if this was april fools or not...

killythemac: that would really help...

LaDivinaCarolina: yes it would

killythemac: i mean, lawyers know when april fool's is right?

killythemac: they have big calenders on their desks?

LaDivinaCarolina: i mean any fool knows when april fools is

LaDivinaCarolina: right dave

killythemac: that tell them what day it is?

killythemac: that dope is on the phone with his dad!

killythemac: hahaha!

killythemac: hahaha!

LaDivinaCarolina: ha ha ha

killythemac: jeez, dave's own dad prolly put him on hold!

killythemac: double whammy!

killythemac: ha!

LaDivinaCarolina: man oh man

LaDivinaCarolina: or maybe he's wringing his hands and chuckling

LaDivinaCarolina: thinking of a way to get us back

lemonfreshrecon: what?

lemonfreshrecon: i just talked to my dad

lemonfreshrecon: he said he could help

LaDivinaCarolina: wudhesay

lemonfreshrecon: will be in huston tomorrow for a siminar. i gave him your number to the house.

lemonfreshrecon: can he stay with your guys?

LaDivinaCarolina: goof

LaDivinaCarolina: didn't you know it was an april fools

LaDivinaCarolina: he is welcome to stay

lemonfreshrecon: what?

lemonfreshrecon: you ass faces!

LaDivinaCarolina: if he doesn't mind the couch

LaDivinaCarolina: eleo's mom is staying in the guest room

lemonfreshrecon: i just called my dad and asked him for help!

lemonfreshrecon: i hate you guys

LaDivinaCarolina: we love you

lemonfreshrecon: oh, i can tell

lemonfreshrecon: now i have to call him and tell him you guys are punks

lemonfreshrecon: thats it

LaDivinaCarolina: you can tell him

LaDivinaCarolina: april fools dad!

lemonfreshrecon: i'm calling la migra on you guys