I have actually heard from the elusive dave:



Here is an excerpt....





"....as my navy held both flanks, i created a mighty army

of elephants and horse archers. i crossed the red,

landed in saudi, and drove deep, deep, deep into enemy

territory. my mission, simple. my elephants would

attack the goth king in oman. when his castle begins

to fall, send in the horse archers and kill him with a

shower of flaming arrows....VICTORY! he fell like a

bitch."